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Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.
Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!
by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019
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Rorshit

Noun: The pattern of poop marks on the inner toilet bowl that results after flushing a very large log or twomp. Due to the fleeting nature of water-submerged poop marks, a Rorshit will not retain its shape for longer than 15 minutes.

Preserve your Rorshit by taking a picture of it, and then ask your subjects what they see in the pattern (as you would with a traditional Rorschach). No matter what they say, just assume they have daddy issues.
Dr. von Braun: So, Peter, have a look at this Rorshit pattern I created earlier. It is the result of fettucini alfredo and metamucil. Let me know what you see.

Peter: I see an empty shopping cart in an open field, with the sun in the dusk position.

Dr. von Braun: Tell me about your relationship with your father, Peter...
by Rorshit's Journal July 28, 2011
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antique roadshow

you can put a dollar value on the antique roadshow but you can't put a dollar value on geriatric road head. An oldie buta goodie
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rorshart test

A sophisticated test of one's inner ego, as expressed by sharting onto a blank canvass from several feet away. It's uncertain where this practice first originated, but it is depicted in Pewpitre tribe drawings. According to these drawings, the tribe's shaman would concoct a natural laxative from ingredients such as plums and cherries. After consuming the mixture, a tribe member would then projectile shart onto a clean cave wall. The splatter pattern of the shart would then be interpreted by the shaman, to explain the soul of the sharter and/or foretell the future. A strong shart was always a good omen.

In later times, Freud famously conducted numerous experiences with rorshart tests, identifying a strong correlation between the splatts and chunkiness with various conditions of the inner ego (Oedipus complex).
I had really bad diarrhea the other night. The back of the toilet looked like a goddamn rorshart test!
by thrashertm December 14, 2010
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ROARSHMONKEY

a stupid jigaboo who always likes to roarsh you. he is amazing but has a very hairy peepee
Wow that guy is harry, and sexy, he must be a roarshmonkey!
by COLBYS19InchDick December 29, 2018
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Roars in Japan

The sounds that can be heard from bihhish people living in Japan such as Abroad in Japan and CDawgVA.
All these Bihhish people keep barking and making noise when compared to the locals in Japan. In other words Roars in Japan.
by CuunCuunLips January 13, 2022
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Antiques Roadshow

PBS program in which expert appraisers uncover the stories and reveal the true value of objects brought in by amateur collectors.
I cant believe how much that old piece of junk on Antiques Roadshow was worth.
by Mister Dangles September 12, 2005
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