Rexton

Rexton is one of the most unique people you will ever meet. Not for just anyone but admired by everyone, people are drawn to his personality, image, and character. He is confident but humble, talented especially musically and artistically, very attractive, strong, and good with style. Intelligent emotionally and intellectually, Rexton can easily understand concepts, ideas, and thought processes. He is a deep thinker and concise writer, his thoughts read like poetry. Rexton has the ability to meet people and instantly connect with them. Rexton’s personality is rare and inviting, both highly energetic and chill. He is sought out by many but keeps to himself and keeps his circle small. He loves deeply and fiercely protects the people closest to him. Rexton shouldn’t be taken for granted. Everyone who knows him values him deeply.

“i love Rexton with all my heart.”

by 12345words November 23, 2021

riston

When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat.

Damn! I just ristoned.

Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.

What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.

Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.

Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.

by Sweet Loads May 21, 2004

riston

A loveable, yet gangly office creature who stopped maturing after university. This has led to a life of intramural sports, socks with sandals, and a propensity for much younger females, and useless trivia. Quick witted, and dangerous when cornered.

He was so friendly until I cornered him, then he became such a Riston. Yikes!

by Big Yellow Man July 30, 2003

Rixoned

The term for when you observed something as been broken.
This is screwed. Someone completely fucked this. Can all be summarised with the single word Rixoned

All the equipment appears to have been setup incorrectly.
Must’ve been Rixoned

by BeeeeanRod February 19, 2019

Rexton Jones

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022

ripton

Picturesque tiny town in Vermont near Middlebury, consisting of one general store, with a population of aging hippies, moderate rednecks, and no cell phone service. Get over the mountains to this town alive, and you just made a great accomplishment for yourself.

Oh, and watch out for the moose.

Person 1: "I live in Ripton"
Person 2: "I'm so sorry"

by smirfnjuice August 6, 2009

Roxton

Roxton is known to be a posh man with a posh accent. He is addicted to golf, and practises everyday to make sure his swing is perfect. They like to drive around in their Jaguar whilst wearing golf shoes. Golf is his life.

"Wow look how good he is at golf!"
"Yeah, he must be a Roxton"

by Sanwiches July 12, 2017