Also known as camarón de río. A highly contagious, quickly spreading disease originating in Harpers Ferry, WV. Although first reports in 2009 were contained within Harpers Ferry, numerous cases have since been discovered in outer states.
River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.
River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.
by JamesthMD February 4, 2010
Get the River Shrimp mug.He is the best version of the humble Shen. The master of the river. He is one with the river, he take IGnite and EXHAUST and gank at lvl. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and so on. He levles up by beating the ever living shit out of the river pokemons that leech on he's river. He eats honey-fruit. River Shen is always there for you in your hard times, unless he is beating the chernobyl teemo. River Shen ults you from river and come save you from haram ezreal and lux bot lane. He's weakness is retard kayn jg that steals he's green bakugan.
River Shen: River Shen
Player 1: NO PLZ
Player 2: Our Lord has come down upon us he will carry us from silver II to silver I
River Shen: River Shen
Player 1: NO PLZ
Player 2: Our Lord has come down upon us he will carry us from silver II to silver I
River Shen: River Shen
by IgenColorat and gang March 14, 2021
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Euphemism for a moment in time (typically in pop culture) where something or someone that was lackluster and/or underachieving suddenly and surprisingly became much better and exciting. Taken from Star Trek - The Next Generation, which many fans considered wanting until Commander Riker grew a beard at the start of Season Two, after which the show was solid and well-received for the rest of its run.
"Heather Locklear joining the cast of Melrose Place was that show's Riker's Beard moment."
"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."
"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."
"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."
"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."
"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."
"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."
by Honk4Gronk June 21, 2013
Get the Riker's Beard mug.The nastiest trashiest version of a skank. Usually dwells around rivers and gas stations. Can be easily spotted by their c-section scars and under nourished babies.
The river skank that works at taco bell smells like burnt chicken and afterbirth
Dude, check out that River Skank's white snake t-shirt
Dude, check out that River Skank's white snake t-shirt
by naw0806 August 29, 2009
Get the River Skank mug.Played by Alex Kingston, River Song is the mysterious traveller of space and time who first appeared in the eighth episode of the fourth season of Doctor Who. River Song refuses to tell The Doctor who she is, saying she can't give him "spoilers". As of yet, who she is is still unknown, and fans everywhere have long speculated about her true identity. According to the writers of the show, this will be revealed in the sixth season.
River keeps a diary of The Doctor's life, which he isn't allowed to look at. She calls him "sweetie", which has caused viewers to wonder if their relationship goes beyond friendship. Since River and The Doctor keep meeting at different points in time and space, their timeline is rather messed up.
River keeps a diary of The Doctor's life, which he isn't allowed to look at. She calls him "sweetie", which has caused viewers to wonder if their relationship goes beyond friendship. Since River and The Doctor keep meeting at different points in time and space, their timeline is rather messed up.
An example of her mysteriousness:
The Doctor: River... Who are you?
River Song: You're going to find out very soon now, and I'm sorry, but that's when everything changes.
The Doctor: River... Who are you?
River Song: You're going to find out very soon now, and I'm sorry, but that's when everything changes.
by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011
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To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.
Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.
Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
by leodiction June 1, 2014
Get the River Song mug.when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
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