The most adorable man you'll ever meet!
Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine --
everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is
attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a
social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root
for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Sit next to a River, and you'll feel all better!
If River was an animal, he'd be an
orange tabby kitten.
"River,
look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're
doing well.
