Rito

An item rolled in a tortilla, usually a mut, cock or bur.

Josh would love a cok-rito. Or Tim makes good bur-ritos.

by fittyfitty April 7, 2009

'rito

short for burrito

by Calo November 1, 2003

Mrs. Rito

A term for an English teacher. Not hateful. Just another way of saying English teacher.

James called his teacher Mrs. Rito, cause he was in English.

by 1786319082371273108937 May 24, 2013

Rito strength

When you eat those good Doritos and you get the energy of a thousand Gods becoming unstoppable.

Joe put the skid steer away and let me lift that gurder, I just ate a family size bag and have that rito strength surging through me.

by Lifehell April 20, 2018

Rito ce pula mea?!

"Rito ce pula mea?!" is a phrase commonly used by silver peakers in League of Legends when they can't admit to their own fault and blame the company riot games for their unfortune. This phrase is found greeting scenarios like :
-presumably unfair leveling system
-encountering smurfs
-presumably playing only against broken champions

Budus: "Coaie sa mor io iara ii cu 2 lvl peste mine deci io nu mai suport coaie ce-i asta, Rito ce pula mea?!

Toti: "Man invata cum funcioneaza lvling system-u"

by TsarTsar September 23, 2022

Shoa-Sha-Rito

Derived from or abbreviated form of the word Shower. Originating in Cincinnati Ohio, this slang term has wide spread use in the language of young white males between the ages of 18-20.

"I'm going to take a Shoa-Sha-Rito man."
"Man, I'm about to take a Shoa-Sha-Rito"

by Charles Redman July 21, 2008

Rito

An action where a man and a woman are having sex on the woman’s period and the woman makes the man pull his dick out of her pussy and then she gets on top of him and bleeds out of her pussy and diareahs and throws up in his mouth!

I was fucking my girl and then she took a huge rito on me

by Fuckin Petofile June 11, 2019