Ritchelle

a gorgeous girl who is nice, sweet, and sassy. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is very talented who has every guy desiring her. She cares for everyone around her but dont make that fool you she is tough. People who dont know her want to know her and people who know her cant get enough of her.

I really want to be a Ritchelle.
That's Ritchelle.

by 458236975 November 14, 2010

Port Richey

A city slightly north of the Tourist Attraction Clearwater, in Florida, Port Richey is filled with the sewage run off of people that couldn't quite make it. Though not all citizens of Port Richey are helpless drug addled losers with nothing going on, they account for more than half of the population. Port Richey is a wonderful wasteland, where the majority of arrests go to Walmart Thefts, and the second highest goes to Narcotics Possession. Where there are more hotels for the exchange of paid sex than there are actual hotels, Port Richey should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: Hey man, did you hear that Port Richey is getting a Pro Team?
Scott: No way, what's their name gonna be?
Dave: The Port Richey Pillheads

Scott: Hey man, you know where I can trade some of these Vicodins for Sexual Favors?
Dave: Dude, just head up Highway 19 until the Sun stops shining, then find a hotel that looks abandoned.

by Tilyth July 15, 2016

new port richey

A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.

New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!

by hayw00d February 16, 2005

New Port Richey

New Port Richey is a suburban city in Florida, north of Tampa and south of Orlando. It holds the world record for more elderly people per square mile than any other city in the United States, most of which are from New York state. For one to live there is like dancing to no music.

We were looking for a nice place to live, but instead we found New Port Richey.

by Rachel Hastings December 30, 2003

port richey punch

"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.

Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."
Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.

by rachel raye January 19, 2008

ritcher

Pronoun (Ri~cha`)
A person who is of great wealth in property, power, and capital... but who is completely devoid of the compassion to share, pick up a tab, throw in on a tip, give you a job, or even have sex with your ugly girlfriend and pay you one million euros for it. Popularized by the cartoon show, South Park.

Aw, come on man, you know I was just joking yesterday when I yelled "I quit!" in your face and took a shit on your desk...I mean Bobby, chillax, you know you're my ritcher!

by Dave up the Hill June 18, 2008

Dirty ritchy

When a chick blows shit on a guy performing oral sex on her! Origin from R itchy the heroine dealer who trades heroine for sex! The heroine addict being sick from lacking their drug has a uncontrolled bowel movement, thus shifting in. The face of the dealer performing the oral sex!!

The pervert dealer got a dirty ritchy

by George jetson May 11, 2015