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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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ringsting

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped
Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting
by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004
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Ringing the taco bell

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
by Gajillion September 6, 2011
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Ringdonger

A ringdonger is someone who leaves a group facetime or online chat and without warning and does not return.
*On facetime*
Person 1: *Leaves*
Person 2: Why did he leave?
Person 3: Cause he just a ringdonger mate, its what he does.
by Riley Somerset December 17, 2018
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renegading

Completely outshining someone on their own track (such as Eminem on Jay-Z's 'Renegade').
Man #1: Did you hear the new Jay-Z song, "Renegade"?
Man #2: Yeah, I remember Eminem renegading him on that shit.
by Big Mak April 12, 2008
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Guy-rinding

When two males proceed to dance together within one foot apart in a desperate attempt to attract females around them.
Joe and John were getting shut down by girls all night because they were so drunk and Guy-rinding all over each other to every song.
by IPADeux January 14, 2008
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Ringilingus

The act of licking a doorbell with a built in camera for a very long time in an effort to achieve notierity and/or sexual satisfaction.
Jeff wasn’t sure if Cory was home and knew he wasn’t after performing ringilingus to the camera doorbell. Jeff also wanted to ejaculate.
by aretegroup January 11, 2019
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