the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
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by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004
Get the ringsting mug.Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
by Gajillion September 6, 2011
Get the Ringing the taco bell mug.A ringdonger is someone who leaves a group facetime or online chat and without warning and does not return.
*On facetime*
Person 1: *Leaves*
Person 2: Why did he leave?
Person 3: Cause he just a ringdonger mate, its what he does.
Person 1: *Leaves*
Person 2: Why did he leave?
Person 3: Cause he just a ringdonger mate, its what he does.
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Man #2: Yeah, I remember Eminem renegading him on that shit.
Man #2: Yeah, I remember Eminem renegading him on that shit.
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Joe and John were getting shut down by girls all night because they were so drunk and Guy-rinding all over each other to every song.
by IPADeux January 14, 2008
Get the Guy-rinding mug.The act of licking a doorbell with a built in camera for a very long time in an effort to achieve notierity and/or sexual satisfaction.
Jeff wasn’t sure if Cory was home and knew he wasn’t after performing ringilingus to the camera doorbell. Jeff also wanted to ejaculate.
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