The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.
by Nickdubba May 02, 2011
by Errur October 13, 2008
The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.
"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
by Morgau February 21, 2007
When you are fucking a chick doggy style on top of the stairs, then as you ejac in her pussy you push her down the stairs, causing her to get knocked unconscience. Come back a few minutes later and wake her up by pissing on her face.
by alfonso004 March 14, 2007
“We’re gonna go wake Stormi up and then get out of here and then show you her room” ... “Rise and Shine”
by Riisee and Shiinee October 18, 2019
a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2011
by Scooooop November 21, 2019