sexy t-rexing

A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.

Symptoms:

-A single arm curls up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a one armed, retarded T-Rex dinosaur.

- A hip slouches to the same side, allowing your elbow to rest on the hip.
- Staring at you in a highly suggestive manner
- Unable to speak a clear modern language

-But able to say 'rawr'

This condition was made famous by a lady named Teal Goodsell from the middle of nowhere, Alaska.

Oh, look, Teal is sexy t-rexing again, it's pretty much the hottest thing in the room.

by MaximilliantheBear August 17, 2015

T-Rexing

When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.

Keven got so drunk last night he started T-Rexing.

by FreqHopMaster March 11, 2009

T-Rexing

The art of abruptly discontinuing contact with and ignoring all forms of communication and advances by an over zealous male persuer. It's origins come from the feature film Jurassic Park (c. 1993); "Don't move. He can't see you if you don't move."

I went out with Nick a couple times, but now I'm T-Rexing cause he's kind of a loser.

by Raptoress December 7, 2009

T-Rexing

Laying in bed sunday morning with your computer on your stomach while short arming the key board watching your fantasy football updates

I was t-rexing all sunday morning and never got out of bed.

by The Cuban Missle Crisis September 19, 2010

T-Rexing

Imagine this scenario. It's cold outside, and you're wearing a half-sleeves shirt. To get your arms out of the cold, you pull your arms into your shirt, with only your hands poking out of the arm holes. That is called T-Rexing.

The weatherman said it would be 80 degrees, but it was so cold I had to resort to T-Rexing the entire time I was outside.

by Lumby_Jack April 18, 2018

T-Rexing

Consuming alcohol to such a point that two things happen:

1. As mentioned above, one holds one's arms in a perched position as a T-Rex might;

and 2. When attempting to walk, one stumbles around in a stomping fashion as a T-Rex might, often destroying whatever gets in the way.

Optional: A drunken roar every now and then.

Oh shit, Trevor's T-Rexing all over the place.

by swoopaloop64 August 31, 2010

T-Rexing

The difficult act of preparing to root a kinky-type female with a bung eye. It involves retraining her arms so that her hands are only usable at shoulder level. You must then get her ready for action, switch off the light and jump into her blind spot.

Dondon: Bro, I scored this gammy-eyed nurse last night who was ripe for the T-Rexing. It took her fuckin' hours to find me in the darkness!

Fanwing: Bad cunt...

by Dondon May 24, 2008