Beerback Rewards

The process of taking your empty beer cans to a recycling center for petty cash in order to buy more beer.

I'm so broke right now that I had to start saving my beer cans so I could take advantage of my beerback rewards.

by bdrguez September 2, 2013

retardissimo

To be at the utmost level of retardedness

dude, you just stabbed your eyeball with a ferret, you are retardissimo

by Hari November 1, 2003

rewards card

a credit-card sized piece of plastic that is inherently worthless. almost all companies in existence have these rewards cards. they are designed to build customer loyalty, but actually only build customer frustration.

employee: "do you have your rewards card?"
customer: "i don't have a rewards card."
employee: "let's get you signed up!"
customer: "what will it get me?"
employee: "it's a great program."
customer: "but what will it get me?"
employee: "um... it's a great program..."
customer: "i know, you said that. what will the rewards card get me?"
employee: "nothing, really, but my boss makes me ask..."
customer: "..."

by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

retardism

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

by Ca2en September 15, 2017

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 26, 2011

Retardium

The material of stupid, it is highly toxic and exposure should be minimal.

I listened to the Republic Debate last night and i got a Retardium overdose.

by Rallehop March 21, 2016

Retardish

A language created for the people of less intellegence. A mixture of words that only makes sense to the dense or dumb. This is translated by the select few. M. Sullivan created this language.

"RETARDISH" is a very simple language, if you over think it or try to make sense of it then it will never seem clear.

What the hell is he talking about, I don't know he's just talking retardish.

example: he keeps can garrett slap ass and thats my name

Translates to be

Chuck called Garrett Slapass and that is Mike's nickname for the fanasty league, so Mike protested and wanted Chuck to stop calling Garret the nickname designated for him.

by Garrett L Hoffman September 14, 2007