Revitaligo

The opposite of the disease that Michael Jackson has. It causes your skin to become darker.

fictional:source, Boondocks

"I got that REvitaligo, each year my skin just gets blacker and darker, and blacker and then mo darker"
-Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

by Nathan Escher July 27, 2008

Restarted

A secret substitute for the “r” word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into “restarted”.

Lexi, why are you acting so restarted?

by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018

winners restart

Video gamers who continually restart to succeed at a level, battle, or match to avoid a losing record, or to continue ones turn without passing the controller to the next gamer in line.

Dude, what the hell? It's my turn!!!

Whatever dude, that was a winners restart. I'm just about to beat this level.

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

restauraunch

The foul smell describing a combination of old grease, food rot and bleach, found in improperly maintained restaurants. The term is slightly different than "ass cream parlor," with the latter possessing a strong, sugary odor instead of grease. Combinations of these smells with possible additions like vomit and maple syrup can vary by eating establishment and time of day.

"I can tell this Applebee's has been here a while. The restauraunch is pretty thick."

by olfactoryassault April 12, 2013

The Restaurant Effect

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates

Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!

by Flying starfruit July 30, 2016

Restaurant Hungry

When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.

Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"

Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"

Peter "Ok get a to go box"

by kfizzy November 4, 2011

Restaurantica

Chill out music that was popular in dimly lit Tapas Bars in the late 1990s. Popular restaurantica artists include Kruder & Dorfmeister, Massive Attack, Moby, RJD2, Thievery Corporation, and Suzanne Vega.

This restaurantica is the perfect soundtrack while I drink my martini and eat my spring rolls.

by michaelmann November 27, 2012