Reckoning

The time when you are held accountable for your actions - good or bad - and thereafter receive the punishment or reward for those actions.

In other words, what goes around comes around eventually.

"I can't stand her! Let me at her!"

"Nah don't trip, she'll have her day of reckoning "

by Girldyel May 25, 2020

reckoning

a settlement of accounts. retribution for a submissive's tortuous wrongdoings levied in a punitive way.

My sub knew her day of reckoning would soon come after having acted like a terrible little cock-hungry brat.

by TomySIR January 7, 2014

redlining

Running a piece of equipment, most often an engine or other powerplant, way beyond it's rated maximum, usually in an emergency situation.

Usually, denoted by taking the engine revs or temperature up into the red area on an indicator dial, risking permanent damage or catastrophic failure.

"How fast will that thing go ?"

"One fifty five, but after one forty you'll be redlining"

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

Revolving Nigerian Beltsander

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.

Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.

by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018

redlining

In broadcasting or sound engineering, redlining is when the levels are set too high and the lines on the screen/board are in the red instead of the more desired orange or yellow. Leaving levels at this high level may cause your audio to sound distorted and unpleasant.

Dude, your levels are up too high, you're redlining!

by nacht_for_haters September 16, 2018

cerebral reckoning

Mental arithmetic!

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Using your cerebrum, work out 43298743 * 23467876 in three seconds!

by T April 13, 2004

Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

by FailedLogic October 19, 2011