revision

A way to get out of doing anything

Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise

Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.

Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising

Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together

by groups.myspace.com/londonrock June 13, 2005

revision

what I haven't done enough of this weekend

Louise is useless at revision

by lollybrainfreeze June 27, 2004

revision

Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.

Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.

''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?''

''I just dont know.''

by El_ September 1, 2008

revision

a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.

student one: hows revision going?
student two: facebook.

by Kushkathecat May 27, 2009

revision

Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.

Coe: cba to do ne
Skillman: play UT instead tbh

by bob January 13, 2005

revising

going to a desk with the intention to prepare yourself for an exam and gain a qualification, however finding yourself 10 minutes later either master bating or watching videos on your feed

hey I can't come out tonight I'm revising

by p00nslayer1 September 8, 2016

revision

Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".

Example 1

Did you revise last night?

Yeh, and it felt good!

Example 2

Did you do some revision before the exams?

Yeh, obviously!

HA

by smuggins September 24, 2007