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retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."
Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
by Kfizzle April 28, 2006
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Retort

- verb

1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

- noun

4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) An industrial pressure cooker.
Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.

Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)

Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)

blub blub blub (also also retort)

fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)
by Speak and Spell February 28, 2009
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retrotech

I prefer to use Casio keyboards because they are so retrotech.
by Jason Eyre May 18, 2006
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retarted

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.
I am retarted. (yes you are!)
by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003
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retarted

Mis-spelling of the word retarded.
by DCI September 14, 2005
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retarted

stupid ass person that has to know nothing to get thro school or just fucked up in the head
you are so fucking retarted you stupid bitch
by Demon6667 March 6, 2019
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Retorted

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?
by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014
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