remiPhone

(noun) The invisible device that you use during the rapid eye movement stage of sleep known as REM to perform all the usual smartphone tasks and then wake up from REM to find there's actually no device in your hand.

Bob exclaimed, "Damn! That's the third time this week I woke up strokin' my remiPhone only to realize I was half asleep."

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015

Reticent

A demeanor by which the individual does not readily display their thoughts or feelings. This individual may make an excellent undercover government operative or ninja.

His reticent demeanor made him extremely difficult to read.

by Mizuno007 June 1, 2012

Friendship Reciprocity Ratio

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.

Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.

by MasturNater July 1, 2014

reticulated giraffe

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.

Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.

by theomelon May 3, 2021

Reciprohate

To hate someone or something as much as they or it hates you.

I reciprohate cats.

by Atxdan August 5, 2015

Reticolo Reogracia

Word invented to troll people when they ask for the 100th time if there will be any tests on the next day. It's based on the Reticolo Geografico, the Italian word for Geographical Grid.

HOW TO USE IT

When someone asks if there will be any tests tomorrow, just say "yes, there will be a test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

A: Are there any tests tomorrow?
B: Yes, there will be an oral test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

by La mia persona March 9, 2021

pipe and repiped

When you have sex with a girl at night then wake up and bone her again in the morning. Also known as P&R.

Sean: Hey man, did u bone that slut last night?
Sam: Of course. I pipe and repiped (P&R'd) her and she loved it. She can't walk today because of my girthzilla pipe.

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011