(noun) The invisible device that you use during the rapid eye movement stage of sleep known as REM to perform all the usual smartphone tasks and then wake up from REM to find there's actually no device in your hand.
Bob exclaimed, "Damn! That's the third time this week I woke up strokin' my remiPhone only to realize I was half asleep."
by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015
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