remiPhone

(noun) The invisible device that you use during the rapid eye movement stage of sleep known as REM to perform all the usual smartphone tasks and then wake up from REM to find there's actually no device in your hand.

Bob exclaimed, "Damn! That's the third time this week I woke up strokin' my remiPhone only to realize I was half asleep."

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015

relaphoneship

1. To engage in a long distance relationship over the phone.

2. A relationship with your phone

1. I don’t know if she has gained weight.. we are in a relaphoneship.
2. I wake up, eat and sleep with my iPhone.. I guess I’m in a serious relaphoneship.

by Simbolo June 25, 2009

Romyphones

phenomenon not unlike mesmerization in which one's attention and focus on the here and now are diminished almost to the point of nonexistence; usually occurring when the affected person gets too close to the host child's cuteness or goofy antics.

side effects include but are not limited to; uncontrollable laughter, giggling, complete disregard of outside stimuli, other people, or conversations currently ongoing.

did you tell your sister what time to meet us at the park? yeah, but ill have to text her later 'cause she had her Romyphones on and i doubt she could her me.

by bro jay June 9, 2010