remiPhone 

(noun) The invisible device that you use during the rapid eye movement stage of sleep known as REM to perform all the usual smartphone tasks and then wake up from REM to find there's actually no device in your hand.

Bob exclaimed, "Damn! That's the third time this week I woke up strokin' my remiPhone only to realize I was half asleep."

remiPhone by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015

relaphoneship 

1. To engage in a long distance relationship over the phone.

2. A relationship with your phone

1. I don’t know if she has gained weight.. we are in a relaphoneship.
2. I wake up, eat and sleep with my iPhone.. I guess I’m in a serious relaphoneship.

relaphoneship by Simbolo June 25, 2009

Romyphones 

phenomenon not unlike mesmerization in which one's attention and focus on the here and now are diminished almost to the point of nonexistence; usually occurring when the affected person gets too close to the host child's cuteness or goofy antics.

side effects include but are not limited to; uncontrollable laughter, giggling, complete disregard of outside stimuli, other people, or conversations currently ongoing.

did you tell your sister what time to meet us at the park? yeah, but ill have to text her later 'cause she had her Romyphones on and i doubt she could her me.

Romyphones by bro jay June 9, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022