Retainer relief

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.

After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.

by FrayFanatic June 3, 2015

jeongins.lost.retainer

One of the funniest and best stray kids fan accounts on insta! The earth they walk on is instantly blessed underneath them!

“Wow that’s a great reel! Who posted it?”

“Jeongins.lost.retainer of course!!!”

by Hans bakery July 2, 2021

retainer voice

(adj)(v) to speak as if one had a retainer in their mouth which in turn causes all "s" sounds to be pronounced from the back of the mouth with the tongue never touching the front teeth...resulting in a gathering of spit for a modified "sh" sound, possibly showering the recipient of the retainer voice in the speakers spit. often embellished for comical effect by using key terms such as geez louise gosh and shucks.

1. (sh)ally (sh)ure is(h) (sh)uper p(sh)yched (sh)e (sh)ells (sh)ea (sh)ells by the (sh)andy (sh)ea (sh)ore.

2. Do you know what would make that story actually funny, repeat in your retainer voice.

3. Man, I hope he doesnt think any less of me after hearing my retainer voice.

by ktrain3299 March 22, 2011

retainer

1 a fee paid to a lawyer or professional adviser for advice or services or to ensure that he/she will act on one's behalf if needed

2 a fee paid regularly to a freelance journalist to ensure that his/her services will be available when required

I have given John a retainer to make sure he will take on my case.

by Heath 2 July 7, 2006

Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.

for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.

by Clint Myers December 9, 2008

Retainer

A piercing stud, generally clear, used to hold a pierced hole open so as not to be seen by others. Commonly used for hiding a piercing during work and interviews.

A : "And do you have any piercings?"
B : "Well can you see any?"
A : "No I can't"
B : "Then nope"

-Later-

C : "So did they see your piercings?"
B : "Nope, Thank goodness we got me these retainers"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

retained firefighter

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.

My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

by President toddler October 31, 2017