retardicans

Socially conservative republicans who base their political beliefs on conservative religious beliefs and who are unaware of the logical inconsistencies in their arguments. Retardicans rail against government intrusion in people's lives, but want the government to restrict choice on abortion, disallow gay unions and marriage, pass and enforce laws on drug usage, increase military spending, and proscribe prostitution or other types of sexual interactions they believe are 'sinful'. Retardicans favor laissez-faire capitalism even when it is not in their own economic interest to do so. The actual areas where they want less government intrusion are taxation and gun rights.

The Retardicans at the Tea Party rally held up their signs saying 'Get your government hands off my Medicare.'

by paulrevere March 11, 2011

Retardican

Political affiliation name of conservative Americans who vote for the GOP, usually against their own economic interests, and display signs at rallies and protest that read things like "Get your government off my Medicare."

The GOP isn't worried about winning over the Latino vote because it knows it can count on its Retardican base.

by ikeelyou10003 September 3, 2010

Retardicus

A hero to the roman people who slays dildos,cow,snails,and Jesus.

"Ya, Me and Jo and Retardicus went outside one day and we were like WOW who put this Rome here."

by Jhary March 28, 2008

retardi gang

the epitome of stupidity. the crunchiest, crustiest, ashiest fan base. a bunch of non blacks who say nigga and allow their non black leader to say it in all of her “songs”... retardi b does NOT write her own shit. they’re also the nicki minajs and the barbz second fan base.😹

ew it’s retardi gang😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

by jordan baldgirlsaidwha October 28, 2020

retardia

The land of retardians.

In this land of Retardia, only the most ignorant shall pass.

by felicha January 16, 2008

Retardijuana

Someone who acts retarded and high all the time, even while completely sober. Also usually laughs at everything, no matter how unfunny it is.

"Wow, Lisa is such a retardijuana, she's been laughing at that dead dog for like 20 minutes."

by Shady Persson March 27, 2009

retardi b

a retardi b is someone who thinks they are cooler than everyone else just because they know all the words to Cardi B's songs. they think they are cool but in reality they look very stupid, hence the name, "retardi b"

"ugh there maddie goes with her stupid rapping"
"i know, she thinks she's talented but shes really just making a retardi b of herself"

by rosemaryeety August 25, 2019