results oriented

Judging something based on the result instead of the actual action.

Rusty "You threw that and it hit me in the eye. You are such an asshole"

Alex "You are only mad because you got hit in the eye, not because I threw it. Stop being so Results Oriented.

by Fbaum-Rules February 28, 2008

Results-Based Investment

Abbreviated: R.B.I.; An approach to investing where an individual offers to invest, or donate, money, resources, and or provide information to a business or organization, but before the organization can get anything from the investor, they are given some objectives by the potential investor who expects them to make significant progress towards completing them and or complete some of them by a certain point in time before they are willing to invest or donate in their organization or business

Results-Based Investment can be a very useful tool for various individuals and or organizations working to promote social change in society, because it allows them to pressure certain businesses and organizations into taking certain stances on specific social issues and or change policies that are harmful and or unreasonably discriminatory against certain populations.

by Vanguard 1998 March 8, 2021

Sexy Results

When an event concludes in some arousing and/or risque behaviors.

Max pays Amy for pizza with <i>Sexy Results</i>. . .

by ExAbsurdum October 25, 2003

fuck on, you get better results

A way to respond when someone tells you to fuck off.

Person one: Hey, fuck off.
Person two: Fuck on, you get better results.

by Optimist with experience November 26, 2007

Sideways for pleasure, straight for results

A way of easily finding your friend in a crowd by simply yelling to your hommie starting this phrase and having your bro complete the phrase. This can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or just a leisurely shout out when in a crowd.

Hey Jake!
Hey Alfonso, remember man, sideways for pleasure, straight for results! See ya later.

by The Big Thicc August 11, 2019

Best results

Not final cut, because it sucks balls

Best results are not final cut

by Franksferdinands February 28, 2021

left and right for attention, up and down for results

Someone either bot liked at all, or someone very popular most likely told you this. What they're talking about is cutting themselves across the wrist horizontally will get attention, while not killing you, and vertically will actually hurt you badly.

Random person, "Left and right for attention, up and down for results."

You, "Huh?"

by tdude_yahyeet12 December 30, 2022