Restroom Soccer

1) The art of using one's feet only when inside a public restroom.

2) To avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one's shoe under a stall door to open it.

3) The World Cup of Crap.

He was very skilled at his restroom soccer, an accomplished Pelé on his home field of Brazil, but not on a field and not in Brazil. In an Exxon Mobil shitter.

by Wyatt Junker July 11, 2011

restroom moment

/rěst'rōōm'•mō'mənt/ n. A euphemism for diarrhea; a socially acceptable alternative to terms like the shits, hershey squirts and the runs.

Mr. Officer, I realize I was speeding, but I need to get home because I'm about to have a restroom moment! Oops, too late.

by Matt*ee October 21, 2009

restroom raid

verb. The act of going into a public bathroom for the sole purpose of pilfering toilet paper and other "free" assundries.

1. "Heidi, we are getting low on Charmin. Would you mind making another restroom raid at the 7-11 before we completely run out?"
2. If you don't mind smelling like Old Spice, the bathroom of my Dad's golf club is a most excellent place to conduct a restroom raid.

by Big Francisco December 31, 2009

Restroom Roulette

This usually applies to women more than men. It's when you go into the bathroom that has a bunch of stalls and it smells like somebody took a big shit. You try to find a stall that the person did not take that huge shit. You go in, sit down and the toilet is warm. You just lost at restroom roulette.

I just lost at restroom roulette. I had to pee really bad and it smelled like shit in there. I sat on the toilet that was warm.

by Feisty M July 8, 2015

Restroom Etiquette

Restroom etiquette is the list of several unwritten rules applied in public toilets, such as "No grunting, even if it is a loch ness monster", and "Stay at least one urinal away from another user". These rules are especially apparent in reserved countries, such as Great Britain.

Andy: "Dude, some old guy was right next to me at the urinals, and there were loads more up the other end!"
Brian: "Yeah, I encountered a violation of the Restroom Etiquette, some guy was curling one out and making the most horrific noises I ever did hear!"

by The Harbinger of Prophecy June 24, 2008

Restroom Conversater

This could commonly happen to anyone at any restroom. Normally your just trying to take care of some business but someone either standing next to you starts talking to you or they are in the next stall talking to you. It is extremely awkward for the recipient, they are normally caught off guard. This is that guy or girl who needs someone to talk them through this challenge they have.

So you restroom talkers leave your conversations to yourself!

Guy1: Hey.
Guy2: Uh, hi.
Guy1: That was an intense game between Arizona and Philadelphia.
Guy2: ..Yeah man it was. *Moves over to next urinal*
Guy2 leaves to friend waiting outside and says "Ugh that was awkward that guy over there is a restroom conversater."
Friend: Yeah I hate it when you meet those people.

by lawl@u March 4, 2009

restroom checking

Walking into the restroom at a public place and going through all of the stalls because you cant find a clean one.

Ali has been taking a really long time in the restroom, she must be restroom checking.

by readyset303 March 2, 2011