1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.
More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.
2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.
2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
by David March 24, 2008
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The responsibility of bringing the beer.
Lady1: Hey- where's the beer?
Lady2: I thought it was your turn to buy?
Lady1: I did last time- it was your responsibeerity!
Lady2: I thought it was your turn to buy?
Lady1: I did last time- it was your responsibeerity!
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by Tookieeee December 16, 2017
Get the responsibler mug.adj.; to be a in a state of having caused some action, usually either primarily or voluntarily. Almost always refers to the actions of human beings.
Hitler is responsible for the Holocaust.
The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
by Col. Hans Landa February 23, 2012
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It is building a career, starting a family and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is transcending selfishness and making the world a better place for everyone.
OM NAMASTE
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Ok, enough bullshit.
It is entirely thinking in terms 'what do I want' without fear or shame.
It is realising not to waste time with people who demonize that with social rejection or scientific evidence.
It is realizing you are unique and
the rest of the world arent going anywhere, just following each other (which is why they are so alike and why they feel a need to tell you how to live).
And finally it is extending a huge middle finger to the world and tellling it to go fuck itself because it will be here tomorrow to meet your needs, whether it wants to or not.
It is building a career, starting a family and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is transcending selfishness and making the world a better place for everyone.
OM NAMASTE
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Ok, enough bullshit.
It is entirely thinking in terms 'what do I want' without fear or shame.
It is realising not to waste time with people who demonize that with social rejection or scientific evidence.
It is realizing you are unique and
the rest of the world arent going anywhere, just following each other (which is why they are so alike and why they feel a need to tell you how to live).
And finally it is extending a huge middle finger to the world and tellling it to go fuck itself because it will be here tomorrow to meet your needs, whether it wants to or not.
by pray to your worms October 7, 2017
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