resort vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum September 25, 2007

resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

Last Resort Friend

The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.

Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.

Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.

Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

Sentinel Beach Resort

An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.

It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020

Spring Creek Resort

Euphemism for those looking to locate a source of marijuana or other illicit drugs.

While sitting at a corner waiting for a bus, a man in a car pulls up and asks "Do you know where the Spring Creek Resort is?" This is his way of determining if you have any drugs to sell him.

by johnny mellow July 18, 2009

redneck resort

A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.

Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!

Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!

by glamrocker October 12, 2013

last resort

1) the worst case option
2) the course of action when all else fails
3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.

by John Bell November 25, 2005