Rotonian

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.

The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

by JZJ April 23, 2006

reptilians

Race in the 4th dimension who dominate us.

Also known as reps.

NIGGA, dem reps be ownin us n shit.

by Nig wig August 1, 2004

The Reptilian Brotherhood

What LeafyIsHere calls his subscribers

Dude 1: Dude are you part of the Reptilian Brotherhood?
Dude 2: What? Is that some satanic cult?
Dude 1: No, dude its what LeafyIsHeres fans are called

by For The Win May 5, 2016

reptilian roundhouse

A sexual maneuver in which a lizard person is blowing you, while using their extra long tongue to give you a rim job.

I used to hate lizard people, until one of them gave me a reptilian roundhouse!

by BiscuitsAZ June 24, 2020

Reptilian shapeshifter

Reptile creatures that aren't from this planet and conspire to rule us all.

One of the subjects of the babbling of lunatics that can be accessed via youtube within two related video clicks of any video about fractals.

1) I was watching this fractal documentary, and the next thing I knew, I was confronted with the conspiracy of the reptilian shapeshifters... They're EVERYWHERE.

2)...am I a reptilian shapeshifter?

by mynoduesppseudonymmynoduesp February 11, 2010

reptilian charisma

A term used to describe someone who is simultaneously highly charming and yet eerily dangerous seeming.

There was a powerful and destructive message he was delivering to the crowd which seemed all the more fascinating due to his reptilian charisma.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

reptilian death

To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim's body until they eventually die of bloodletting or shock.

"People who think Liz Hurley is hotter than Kirsten Dunst deserve a reptilian death."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003