repressed jizzims

(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.

Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.

by Tsmudge09 October 30, 2011

Repressed Memory Emily

A therapy doll used by guidance counselors

Mr. Frond: Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

repressed virgin

a woman who finds emotional intimacy difficult beyond words, and more particularly, beyond actions, particularly sexual actions, yet who often engages in ungratifying sex despite herself, wishing that the men she is having sex with were more "sensitive, and caring", or knowledgeable about her sexual desires, like her mother, who trained her in.This dark figure, often melancholic or 'dark' in nature is often a repressed lesbian, a.k.a. Sylvia Plath

" Dude don't worry about losing her, she is a headcase, a real repressed virgin. Send her back to mommy for more sex training and move on."

by taoteqingren November 14, 2005

Repressed Pirate Syndrome

Acronym RPS

A person who likes to talk and dress like a pirate wear eyeliner, and their attire contains elements of skulls. ie. jewelry, rings, leather or beaded bracelets, and bandanas

I have Repressed Pirate Syndrome and dress like Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

by lilSavvy1 December 30, 2019

repressed virgin

A male who is awkward in terms of sex and is carrying too much emotional baggage to be able to cope with or develop a healthy sexuality

All the straight guys at this art school are either nemphos or repressed virgins.

by nathanaelA November 3, 2005

Repressed Mammaries

A term used to describe the small breasts of a woman.

Rikina has a nice rump, but some repressed mammaries.

by Koosh 12 September 26, 2011

Repressed Beef

When you've nearly forgotten the beef because its so old, it's been vacuum packed, placed in the freezer, taken out three times but never used, and you have no idea why you still have it.

Man, I got some repressed beef with Cole! How'd I forget about that!

by Ya boi beefy August 12, 2019