Rent-a-cop 

try being a "rent-a-cop" and see how you feel after an 8 hour shift. then tell me that mall security doesn't deserve any respect.

they all laughed when the rent-a-cop asked them to leave the property after they decided to harass a mall employee.
written by a 21 year old security guard that has no interest in becoming a real police officer, only has the job because it's better than fast food

Rent-a-cop by Grunger April 14, 2006

rent-a-cop 

a SEPTA Transit Police Officer who does nothing but eat pizza and donughts and walk around major terminals, stations, and transportation centers.

I saw several rent-a-cops at the Dunkin Donughts inside Frankford Transportation Center the other day.

rent-a-cop by Joe Butler January 19, 2005

rent-a-cop 

Fake cop, wannbe cop, security gaurd. Black ghetto security gaurd (that will never happpen)

i got my ass shot by one of them gay ass rent-a-cops.

rent-a-cop by G-unit May 2, 2003

Rent-a-cop 

Public Safety, Constables (US), Code Enforcement, Safety Patrol, Bay Constables, any uniformed federal agency, railroad/airport/transit police, etc

AND

ALL security guards, special police.

Rent-a-cop are people who lack the skills to be real cops.

Rent-a-cop by No Name USA December 27, 2005

Rent-A-Cop 

After some intense fourplay You tell your woman that you'll be right back and you head to the garage and flip all of the breakers off simulating the power going out. You grab your trusty flashlight (must be Maglite brand) and run back to the room. With all of the comotion she should be just as hot and there is nothing else to do, but proceed. In middle of going down on her, incorporate your trusty maglite into the mix, handle side, without her knowledge of what it is. When she asks why is it so cold and so hard, just turn on the light and say "Maglite baby!"

Donald: "Hey, what did you do last night?"

Joe: "Our power went out and I banged my girl with my maglite!"

Donald: "So you played a real Rent-A-Cop huh, what she do, fix your sail sack ."

Rent-A-Cop by rounder222 December 23, 2006

Rent-a-cop 

A obnoxious cop with a very large "ego" who is nothing but a waste of space in the police district. These low lives would rather stuff their faces with donuts at a nearby krispy creme or take a nice stroll into the neighborhood and arrest anyone for just about anything than perform their jobs properly. They enjoy harrassing citizens instead of helping them in a time of need. They are very adament about one's situation. Also dubbed as "donut eating bastards."

Cop: Let's see here...who can i harrass today? *officer targets a bunch of teens chatting* Cop: *shouts out window* Go home to your fucking mother! It's curfew! *cop drives off* Girl: It's 4:00 pm you stupid rent-a-cop!!!

Rent-a-cop by xnamidax November 1, 2011

Rent-a-cop 

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.

God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.

Rent-a-cop by enfant terrible October 3, 2023