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A book that showcases true intellectual abilities.
Perhaps a world benchmark in terms of literary ability.
John: "How can I get in to Fascism?"
A true, pure white intellectual: "Read Siege."
by ANONYMOUS192913 May 19, 2018
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renal spooge

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Renal spooge is the output created by your kidneys when you let a bad bladder infection go untreated. The "spooge" is a thick green discharge that smells vaguely like a combination of shit, cheese and asparagus.
My GF let her UTI go and started leaking renal spooge all over the place.
by Billy Ballsack January 6, 2008
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Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.
Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...
by WhySoSirius127 May 22, 2010
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Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).
Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.
by Ben November 23, 2003
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Renay Spyres

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Renay Spyres is a amazing women who loves to dance and sing. She is an extrovert who would do anything to please her friends and make them laugh in any situation. She is the light in everyone's life and is one of the absolute best people you will ever meet. Even though she is funny and is outgoing, she has been through some of the worst things known to human kind. She hurts everyday and she has no one to express herself too but she deals with it. She is Renay Spyres!
My best friend is so Renay Spyres, she crazy! So defined
by Angel.Her😊 March 22, 2025
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the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.
Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)
by Zerohazrd October 12, 2010
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read my story

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"Read my story" "no advertising allowed" "read my fucking story you god damn slut"
by ThatOtherDude1817 July 27, 2018
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