Relaxation

Something I will never experience

Good luck trying to find relaxation.

by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021

Relaxation

The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.

Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.

by posioncupcake November 17, 2011

Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.

Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011

relaxation

the point after having sex or siting naked in a really comfy chair (or both!)

that was a good 3 hour bang baby but now its time for some serious relaxation!

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed

there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying

by Big E notor E us December 2, 2003

relaxation therapist

a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.

Mike...please, relaxation therapist. I will go tommorow.

by gerico August 12, 2003

Relaxation

Relaxing is something everybody needs in order to sleep, work and play and if we’re going to be living a longer time we needs lots of rest

Ask: So do you have a very mild temper because you have relaxation

Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha

by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023