Rehab

Shes the most beautiful person youd ever met shes bisexual she goes by she/her and shes the most comforting peroson irl she has a strict mom but she still copes with her alot and she is 100% waifu matierial tbh like bro this girl is so amazing and the most perfect human being irl youd love her sm tbh and she only dates guys named

: ward ONLY LITERALLY

shes a sweet teenager from The Middle East
and yea thats a small definition of a girl named rehab

Hey man look thats rehab over there

BRO REHAB LOOKIN HOT AFF TODAY

by 𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 October 2, 2021

rehab

An expensive but life-saving haven where rock-bottom addicts can finally sleep in a bed and eat something other than corn chips. Five percent of these regain their freedom, health, families, homes, jobs, and drivers licence by learning to change. The remaining ninety-five percent of these are just resting-up before their next binge.

Dude, I just got released from jail, evicted from my apartment, fired from my job, had another seizure, and my wife left me. Guess I'll get loaded and go back to rehab.

by Mack C January 26, 2007

rehab

A place where people who are addicted to drugs go to get better and to stop their addiction, which could kill them unless they stop.

Because he hated being addicted to drugs, Steve went to rehab. Now he is all better.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

rehab

where Lindsay Lohan lives

i went to rehab today to bake Lindsay a cake.

by lindsys manager August 26, 2012

rehab

A fancy hotel suite full of celebrites with ''drug addictions''

A: Oh, I went to the loveliest hotel this weekend. I met Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Britney Spears

B: Don't you mean rehab?

by DizzyLizzy March 14, 2007

rehabbed

Slang for rehabilitated.
1. To bring or restore to a normal or optimum state of health, constructive activity, etc. by medical treatment and physical or psychological therapy.
2. To prepare for useful employment by vocational counseling, training, etc.

After successfully making it as a band, the members had to be rehabbed.

by matt hanks March 26, 2004

rehabitis

An addiction to rehab; could also be an addiction to the iconic song by Amy Winehouse, or an actual rehabilitation facility.

I swear Britney is addicted to rehab and is just using that as an excuse from being a pop star, taking care of her kids, and trying to make a living.
it's called rehabitis.
Really? Rehabitis is soo cool, I want to go to rehab too!

by Nicolita February 11, 2008