Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

Reckoning

The time when you are held accountable for your actions - good or bad - and thereafter receive the punishment or reward for those actions.

In other words, what goes around comes around eventually.

"I can't stand her! Let me at her!"

"Nah don't trip, she'll have her day of reckoning "

by Girldyel May 25, 2020

Reporning

Passing on porn once you're spent or contains subject matter that you really aren't interested in. Porn re-gifting.

Yeah, it's a reporning from Bob, who has finished his thing with the midget amputee porn. ooooh watch this bit.

by megamaid January 11, 2011

reckoning

a settlement of accounts. retribution for a submissive's tortuous wrongdoings levied in a punitive way.

My sub knew her day of reckoning would soon come after having acted like a terrible little cock-hungry brat.

by TomySIR January 7, 2014

Revloning

When you insert a revlon brand hair brush into your rectum while stroking your penis.usually captured on camera and sent to someone

Last night I sent a video of me “Revloning” to a boy and he showed everyone I’m so embarrassed.

by Ilovedeeprakes May 3, 2023

cerebral reckoning

Mental arithmetic!

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Using your cerebrum, work out 43298743 * 23467876 in three seconds!

by T April 13, 2004

Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

by FailedLogic October 19, 2011