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Rego

A dirty man, with bad hygiene, that tends to do things poorly. Resembles a troll that lives in a dirty cave, and sleeps in his own excrement. Tends to be the stuff little kids nightmares are made of. Most notably known for, "The Rego Touch".
Johnny: Aaaaaaaaaagggggghhhh!

Father: What is wrong Johnny?

Johnny: There's a Rego in my closet! And I'm afaid it's gonna give me the Rego Touch.

Father: It's ok, son. I'll just bring up the hose. Everyone knows that a Rego is afraid of water.
by Poopnessmonsta December 27, 2010
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Rego

A silly old man that teaches Math at dedham High in the Alternative Program. Also he has his own tv shows called "Rego's To Rego's" it was a hit in the 70's but was taken off air after only a few episodes, due to its innapropriate content. Also Rego resembles an arangatang, nicknaming him "The Regotang"
"Your in Alternative? Damn you must have Rego!"
by Aye Ell Tee student March 4, 2009
mugGet the Regomug.

REGOED

Yeah mate! getting me commy regoed dis arvo!
by Shemsta-RP May 11, 2018
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rego

regular cheap marijuana. usually over 2.5 grams for $20 , alot of times bought on the street when dealer homies are clowning.
man no one has no dank , i am rolling downtown to get some rego wanna put 5 on it?
by killiecommie March 2, 2008
mugGet the regomug.

Regoing

The act of regoing somewhere you have been.
I'm planning on regoing to Spain.
by Resorbs March 29, 2020
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rego

A pompous ignoramus indigenous to and usually found in the vicinity of Southern California. Regards itself as oh so very educated and superior, but is incapable of independent thought and clings desperately to every myth it has ever caught wind of.
That rego has got to be kidding!
by Roland Pericles January 5, 2008
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rego

Ryan, a person who lives in a messed up emo world
What's an emo-bitch?

Rego
by Zimm February 28, 2004
mugGet the regomug.

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