1 definition by Poopnessmonsta
A dirty man, with bad hygiene, that tends to do things poorly. Resembles a troll that lives in a dirty cave, and sleeps in his own excrement. Tends to be the stuff little kids nightmares are made of. Most notably known for, "The Rego Touch".
Johnny: Aaaaaaaaaagggggghhhh!
Father: What is wrong Johnny?
Johnny: There's a Rego in my closet! And I'm afaid it's gonna give me the Rego Touch.
Father: It's ok, son. I'll just bring up the hose. Everyone knows that a Rego is afraid of water.
Father: What is wrong Johnny?
Johnny: There's a Rego in my closet! And I'm afaid it's gonna give me the Rego Touch.
Father: It's ok, son. I'll just bring up the hose. Everyone knows that a Rego is afraid of water.
by Poopnessmonsta December 27, 2011