"Fucken' reet" - retarded 12 year old.
by Fuckengays April 3, 2019
Get the Reetmug. A typical Indian, especially Punjabi e-girl who'd start texting with you just to mess with you, even going as far as saying "I think I love you" after just a couple of messages, would block in a couple of days. Do not trust them.
Person 1: Yo, I just got a DM from Reet.
Person 2: Is she saying that she loves you? Classic Reet
Person 1:*visible confusion*
Person 2: Is she saying that she loves you? Classic Reet
Person 1:*visible confusion*
by MortalDragon May 2, 2021
Get the Reetmug. A competitive, weird but loyal friend. She will always be there for you in times of need and she always gives the best advice. She is the greatest person you will ever meet.
She's such an amazing person! She must be Reet
by ray ofsunshine July 5, 2017
Get the Reetmug. A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.
by MoneyPGaming March 23, 2017
Get the Reetmug. This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.
Alpaca: REET!
by Eater Of EXTREMELY SALTY Bread October 28, 2018
Get the Reetmug. by rEeEeT KiD January 3, 2020
Get the Reetmug. She's hot , loyal ,sexy and lovable. She went through a lot but loves her mom. She's has the best boyfriend but the boyfriend said things that made her upset. She will eventually forgive him after her boyfriend apologises and makes sure all that he did wrong is forgiven and made up for. She's the most overprotective lovable person. Only her boyfriend who she calls her friend or best friend or brother knows how to open her up, like a lock and key. She doesn't talk much about herself and is fake to her so called friends which they don't know about. She's into confident , smart , hot and humorous guys like her boyfriend . She fights a lot with her boyfriend because of mistakes he makes but she loves him a lot and always forgives him and he improves. They have the most beautiful relationship but doesn't realise it. She has a lot of problems in her family apart from her mom's side of the family and her sister. The guys in her family don't know how to treat her properly apart from her boyfriend, who messes up but knows exactly how to make her happy and has the purest intentions. She has an insanely high sex drive with her boyfriend having a higher one. Overall she's a precious gift you can meet but can't have because she only belongs to her boyfriend. Therefore she is like the rarest jewel who you can only see and admire.
by Luckyprince November 22, 2021
Get the Reetmug.