If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree
in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that
you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see
what it is, you might be a redneck.