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red scare 

When a male reaches the point of ejaculation only to discover that his female partner has in fact started her period leaving a medium to large amount of blood on his erect penis. This known to almost always kill erections and make for an awkward experience in intercourse
Guy-im about to come (guy pulls out). Girl-oops sorry. Guy-(faints from shock) Girl-i didn't mean to give him a red scare
red scare by Mrturkeybird09 September 16, 2011
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Red Scare 

Dude, how did Mike's Red Scare go last night?
Red Scare by TheGingerhead Man September 4, 2009

Red scare 

Dad, what does it mean when a girl has a red scare in her Harry Truman
Red scare by ministockton June 18, 2022

russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina
My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare

The Red Scare 

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.
Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.
The Red Scare by pbogg April 2, 2011

The Red Scare 

Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare
The Red Scare by fasulyespor August 18, 2016

red nose scare

The wave of creepy clown sightings sweeping the nation and causing terror and mass hysteria. Derived from the red noses clowns wear and the "red scare" of the 1950s.
The red nose scare began in the second half of 2016.

Did you see that mob running around looking for creepy clowns? It's a red nose scare!
red nose scare by surferninja October 7, 2016