Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

recto-vaginal fistula

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.

Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.

Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003

Recto-cranial entrapment

An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.

That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.

by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019

Boy Recto

Boy Recto - referring to Bong Bong Marcos Jr. who fabricated his credentials as a politician in the Philippine. Has machinery to hire paid trolls to create fake propaganda and historical revisionism jest to come back in his political career.

I will go to recto to buy my fake diploma like the new boy recto in the Philippines.

by NarsisaKimmy March 31, 2022

university of recto

Among Filipinos, to imply someone is an 'alumnus' or 'graduate' of University of Recto (alternatively, Recto University) is to say their educational attainment is phony, fabricated, or comes from a diploma mill.

This term comes from the notorious reputation of C. M. Recto Avenue in Manila as a haven for document, ID, passport and diploma forgery, manipulation and duplication. All with frighteningly accurate workmanship.

Don't hire that guy, man. I read his CV and transcript of records, he's a graduate from University of Recto.

by O_H October 12, 2016

finger-recto-blast

when someone fingers there ass so hard their finger breaks

when some fat fuck at your work says i cant work today i broke my finger say well i guess u better stop finger-recto-blasting your self so hard and wipe the sand out of your vagina!

by Dylan11 September 15, 2007