occulo rectitis

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

Rec-tite

More Commonly Rectite

A (non-existant and fictional) adhesive used to glue your asshole shut to prevent diarrhea. While originally coined by Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry, the term has persisted in the drug culture due to the persistent diarrhea experienced by opiate addicts during withdrawals.

Because Spud failed to apply Rec-tite he completely shit the bed.

by ObiWanSpicoli May 11, 2010

ocular rectitis

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

by Kaelli May 10, 2010

recite

to say a poem, piece of literature etc that you have learned, for people to listen to

I've been reciting poetry since i was three years old
recite means to say a poem

by mahmood.Kia November 3, 2013

Reptite

The Reptites are an ancient race of intelligent, reptilian creatures that evolved on the plains of the prehistoric continent. Well developed before the oral tradition of humans even began, the Reptites subjugated the other animals of the land and dwelled in caverns and stone structures. With scales and cold blood, they survived in the arid air outside and in the damp cool of their shelters. They also had large heads, perhaps responsible for their intelligence and mental powers; one Reptite leader named Azala was able to harness psychokinesis. This intellectual prowess and physical toughness allowed the Reptites to dominate the land for most of their existence, culminating in the construction of a huge fortress south of the central lava fields. This center and their other homes were guarded by dinosaurs and other creatures under Reptite control. The Reptites apparently slept on the ground, as formal sleeping quarters are never seen. The Reptites were deeply respectful of the planet; Azala often spoke of it in reverential terms, referring to it as mother (these religious references were removed in the US translation of the game). They also demonstrated a talent for combat after the Early Humans began to war with them for control of resources.

Chrono had to face many Reptites on his way through the Tyrano Lair!

by BoozeHammer April 18, 2011