Recollections may vary

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.

by RetSet March 10, 2021

Recollerection

The boner resulting from thinking about past sexual experiences.

Victor: so, how did it go with Jenny last night?
Jamie: man, I don't even know how to start. But just thinking about it is giving me a recollerection.

by DJApplesauce May 5, 2009

Rickollection

When a guy named Rick(y) remembers a story of his youth.

Rick: Gather round children and I shall tell you of my most recent Rickollection.

by Peter Pottamus October 9, 2010

erecollection

The memory old men have when they remember what getting an erect penis feels like.

After the viagra, Todd had an erecollection of when he could get wood with pills.

by ThemMongooses May 7, 2016

Erecollection

When you get a boner from thinking about an old fling.

I dreamed about that chick I banged in Cabo in '03 and woke up with a raging erecollection.

by thatonefella7 July 16, 2011

recollectourette's

When you have been trying to remember a fact (name, place, movie, word, etc.) for a long period of time, only to remember the fact (yelling it out involuntarily) in front of a group of people that have no idea what you are talking about.

Guy1: "I'm going to see that new exhibit at the museum today, if you wanna go."

Guy2: "Yeah, that'd be co- Zoolander!"

Guy1: "What??"

Guy2: "Sorry, man. Recollectourette's"

by dyrim2285 May 27, 2008

Erecollection

Erecollection - the strong memory of an erotic event

We had an erecollection of our time together in the mountain cabin last year. We had erecollection.

by JamesAlex June 7, 2021