Cum receptionist

One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.

Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.

Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.

Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.

by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009

male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.

"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"

by Riley Lissandra January 12, 2016

fiona the receptionist

a sexy stripper who works for a drug lord

fiona the receptionist told me that munkh is actually poor
fiona the receptionist is always busy for her master

by fiona the receptionist October 29, 2020

Property manager receptionist

Dimple

Dimple is a property manager receptionist

by poopiepie123 January 17, 2024

Recessionista

A person who evokes being affected by the recession because it's the 'in' thing to do, especially if they have no real need to. They may even pay more for the privilege of having just the right down-market accessories or habits. (Reference the evolution of the hipster.)

We're going to Mel's Diner tonight. The decor's a little shabby, you know with the recession and all, but they have the most fabulous oysters served in replica sardine tins.

Keira Knightly is such a recessionista -- check out this story about her renting shoes! http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/03/25/keira_knightley_saves_money_buy_renting_

by ocius1 March 25, 2009

receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Resextionist

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009