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forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.
Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.
by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014
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reproduction

Is procreation and reproduction the meaning of life?
by prodeuce April 14, 2010
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reproduction

1. when two beings come together to make a smaller, louder, and more annoying being that will eventually grow up to do the same thing -perpetuating a disgusting and neverending cycle of filth.
2. something ugly people should never find out about.
it is very fortunate that rosie o'donnell is a lesbian; she is one fewer atrocity that will consider reproduction.
by skips August 22, 2003
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Reverse Reproduction

When a guy gives birth out his Penis
Did you Here about the case of reverse reproduction ...............nether did I
by I have no gender November 28, 2017
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human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.
Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.
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Seize the means of reproduction

When you take away a women's choice to have a child.
Person 1 - Hey I heard Japans population is really low.

Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.
by Hentaibro69XD May 30, 2019
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industrial reproduction

creation of humans without regard to consequences of same
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!

she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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