Grave Robbing

When somebody shits in the toilet and you steal it before they can flush.

Æthel and Nyatasha went grave robbing and snagged some chocolate hot dogs.

by A Lynch March 18, 2022

robbing the grave

When a young person is "on the prowl" for an older person. Opposite from "robbing the cradle".

She was robbing the grave and he was robbing the cradle.

by someonefromearth January 18, 2010

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019

ribbing

The act or instance of joking or teasing. See also banter.

Stop your ribbing, I don't find it funny at all.

by Methid Man January 3, 2005

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.

I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021

Grave Robbing Nigga

A Grave Robbing Nigga is a member of the black community who tries to profit off from high-profile cases of social injustice by creating schemes and crowdfunds for his or hers own enrichment without remorse or shame.

Man, did that thot really run away with all the BLM money generated from George Floyd?
Yea, she's a real Grave Robbing Nigga(Nigress).

by Unclecrazy May 14, 2022