reasoning

\`rea'son`ing\ n.

1. Logical thinking
2. A word not many devout religious followers are comfortable with (no offense).

(3. Sign of the "anti-christ"?)

1. With simple reasoning and logic, Michael figured out the lateral thinking problem.
2. The atheist/disbeliever pissed off the priest (or rabbi, cleric, etc) by using logic and reasoning to question the Bible (torah, quran, etc).

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

The Reason

A song that was good until it got overplayed.

"All right, The Reason is on, I love this song!"

2 days later: "Oh shit, not The Reason again!"

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006

No Reason

What you say when you don't want to give the real reason.

Who's that?
Oh, just a friend; why do you ask?
No reason. (secretly insecure, jealous, sizing the other person up)

by SuposedlyKnowledgeable April 13, 2021

for reasons

Originally found in an engrish advertisement for Japanese sake, "for reasons" has come into common usage to ironically or sarcastically point out either obvious reasons for a thing, or a complete lack of explanation. It is also used to point out a nonsensical or untrue explanation, or to avoid giving an actual explanation.

You can buy water inside, but they won't let you bring in your own water, for reasons.

Yeah, they won't let you use your cell phone on an airplane, for reasons.

Urban Dictionary editors keep deciding to not publish my word, for reasons.

by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019

Reasons

A female's period

Miranda: Why can't you go swimming?
Shae: Reasons
Miranda: Oh.

by TheRealMandi September 26, 2008

the reason

A title of a song by a kick ass band called Hoobastank.

"I've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be, a reason to start over new, and the reason is you"

by angelic_creature June 18, 2004

No Reason

Lack Of A Reason.

The Shit Fairy Just Visited Me For No Reason!

by god is a bidoof November 27, 2014