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No Reason Boner

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.
by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017
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13th reason

meaning you've seen something so horrible, so disgusting, so horrendous, so offensive, you want to kill urself.
p1: oh yeah, have you seen those millennials on TikTok?

p2: oh my god yes, they're my 13th reason
by lemm0ns13 June 10, 2021
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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020
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Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.
You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*
by ave_scientia May 28, 2018
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Reann

Pure awesomeness. The kind of girl that everyone wants to be friends with. Hilarious, kind, sweet, brilliant and beautiful.
The new girl in English class is a total Reann.
by MrBobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb February 4, 2010
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Reannah

Someone who is observant and manipulative. She can get really angry quickly but if you annoy her, she won't retaliate. She will fight with silence and composure. Sometimes she can be annoying around the people she feels comfortable but really shy around strangers.

Reannah is a beautiful name meaning Goddess is Welsh, every Reannah has beauty in a way and likes an equal in power. They like to mark their territory and can be very protective of their friends.

If you date a Reannah, they will forever be loyal and buy you gits, but generally just want hugs and kisses in return.
"yo, did you see that girl with the big back!"
"Yeah, her name's Reannah, but she fierce."

"Good luck getting her."
by Ezziebee October 19, 2019
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Reana

Reana is a very funny girl. She doesn’t get mad often but when she does she goes crazy. She also cheers people up really good.
Omg Reana is so funny!
by Pockyiee June 24, 2019
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