Ready

A word used to describe ones abilities before an event

Dude are you ready sure am

by Rollin thunder November 25, 2018

READY

1. hot, attractive, sexy, to look good.

2. not good. not kosher. doesn't sit well with you.

3. to have sex.

1. Ooooh, he is so ready.
Girl, what are you wearing to the club? You're gonna wear that? Girl, You ARE READY!

2. He stood me up. That is so NOT ready!

3. Present. I wanna get ready with you
Past: Last night he came over and we got READY.

by Sophique October 26, 2005

not ready

When you are either

a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3

a:guy:lets do it

girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser

nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf

friend:then ur not ready to have a bf

by Carly Hemsworth April 11, 2012

readi

something that can be read with joy and delight and inner happiness

This book is soooo readi, I can't wait to read it.

by Blue Zrbra January 25, 2021

Ready

Ready (adj.) To be in a situation or of the characteristics that you do what you want. To be in an admirable position or to be performing an act that makes you awesome.

"That girl is wearing no underwear... Ready..."
"Chuck Norris is Ready."
"Hahaha that guys broken down on the side of the road... Not ready."

by Chase Lloyd April 03, 2006

Ready ready strawberry

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.

Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.

by Peter Rooter June 03, 2023

READY

Crack Cocaine

"Ready, ready, ready, ready...ready rock!! Wanna get some ready?! 5 fo' 20, man, 5 fo' 20!"

by Dirtman October 19, 2003