mentally retired

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.

That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.

by bettydog November 9, 2012

Covid retired

An individual who decided to not work anymore after being laid off for covid19.

He retired early because it was good to not have to work. He became covid retired.

by Sidogg July 12, 2020

retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'

I am retired, so leave me alone.

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

Retired butt terrorist

Usually an old man that fantasizes about sodomizing young children a terrible sight to see. Seen a lot in family guy portraying the typical pedophile who is 60+ years old.

Herbert the pervert from family guy is a retired butt terrorist.

by Sproondizzles March 22, 2010

hella retired

Phrase used to describe a retired person that is able to do things that only someone with time on their hands does or can do.

Hecka retired is used when more appropriate.

Grandma: I baked your three dozen cookies and some for your friends too, Johnny!
Johnny: Damn, Grandma, you're hella retired!

by Nigga Chris April 7, 2009

Retired

A euphemism for retarded, as gosh is a euphemism for God and darn is a euphemism for damn.

"I think she might be retired."

by Skalator June 8, 2009

Retired Wild Child

People who during their youths were very adventurous and often participated in crazy activities but have since matured and have grown out of the so called "wild child" phase.

Someone not interested in college parties because they partied so much in high school.

"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.

by Arcane Persona September 12, 2009