rattler

a person OR a vechicle, who chooses to put powerful sub woofers in their vechicle without dynomat, so that when they crank their systems, their trunk rattles louder than the music

Remember that fucking faggot rattler in the red miata on Robson? his license plate was about to fall off

by shadbolt July 22, 2003

rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Rattler

Any person who is remarkable or memorable but for an odd, not necessarily good reason. A person can be a rattler for a variety of reasons including but not limited to height, weight, ugliness, odd clothing, odd speach, loud speach, speaking loudly in a restaurant about private matters as though he/she were addressing the whole place, eyeglasses taped together, body odor or odd odor, speaking to strangers as though running for office, dressing for a funeral in an old t-shirt and blue jeans, singing in a public place for no reason, wearing a funny hat, speaking about oneself in the third person, etc.

Did you see that rattler that just came through the door? He's wearing a red leather suit with gold fringe. He must have come through a time warp!

by Danny Greene July 22, 2011

rattler guard

the worst people you will ever meet. dont touch their hats.

girl one: dude that girl put on a rattler guard hat.
rattler guard guy: yeah you know what she owes now!!! lets go party!!!! yeahhhh!!!!!

by helenkeller, madcow, buffy November 28, 2009

Pipe Rattler

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.

I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.

by Schroedster April 14, 2014

Cube Rattler

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.

Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.

by Victor Vector September 25, 2006

Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 08, 2006