Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

Raperist

To call someone a Rapist as an insult not insinuating that they are in fact a rapist. to joke around

Or to say to toxic kids as an insult (specifically kids who pretend they are adults on games.)

Pro skid:Get rekt noob hahaha\

reddit user:Shut up Raperist.

Pro skid:What!@ I'm gonna hack your account now!

reddit user:uno u gay

Pro skid:REEEEEEEEEE

by Roboblox November 8, 2019

rapturial

To be so delicious that God himself would swoop down from heaven to partake in the item.

He sat there at the bar contemplating rapturial feelings about the dinner to come.

by Lamb-digity June 3, 2010

Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

Raptist

Someone who sucks at bowling and rapes people

Come on raptist you can do it

by Mannybgee December 6, 2021

Raptures

Hot as fuck.

"Bro you are like Raptures, cause you are hot as fuck"

by LilKorzini May 21, 2022