A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...
by O-Bobimus November 16, 2018
Get the Iron Ranger mug.After attending a all night rave it is common that a lot of people will get sick. This is due to the large amount of people inside of the venue and since it's warm germs stay airborne longer. People also share water bottles a lot which spreads bugs or virus faster. Due to the lack of sleep and people doing drugs or drinking excessivly the immune system is not quite up to par.
by alostfraggle February 27, 2009
Get the Raver Plague mug.A "Basic Raver" is a raver who is basic. It is a derogatory term for someone who listens to extremely mainstream electronic music and/or goes to shows/festivals/raves of the same genre for the main purpose of being part of the scene.
Non-basic ravers are generally nice, considerate, friendly and don't care who is watching, they're usually just getting down to the music.
Basic ravers are usually at shows to be seen, start fights, get fucked up and try to get with scantily-clad, sometimes underage, basic raver chicks. Basic ravers will usually take at least 15 shitty photos and multiple videos of the DJ booth from way too far back to even tell what is going on while obscuring your view and simultaneously not realizing or caring that they're elbowing you in the face.
Basic raver chicks especially love taking selfies and 80% of the time, they have duck face everytime. These photos are immediately uploaded to every social media outlet possible and often tweeted at Tiesto ("I'm pretty for Tiesto!"). The guy loves his fans, but these days he's totally catering to basic ravers.
Non-basic ravers are generally nice, considerate, friendly and don't care who is watching, they're usually just getting down to the music.
Basic ravers are usually at shows to be seen, start fights, get fucked up and try to get with scantily-clad, sometimes underage, basic raver chicks. Basic ravers will usually take at least 15 shitty photos and multiple videos of the DJ booth from way too far back to even tell what is going on while obscuring your view and simultaneously not realizing or caring that they're elbowing you in the face.
Basic raver chicks especially love taking selfies and 80% of the time, they have duck face everytime. These photos are immediately uploaded to every social media outlet possible and often tweeted at Tiesto ("I'm pretty for Tiesto!"). The guy loves his fans, but these days he's totally catering to basic ravers.
Example 1
A: Daaaaammmnnnn, did you see that chick with the pasties????
Y: Ya bro, she was smokin' hot! I talked to her earlier and she told me she is a senior in high school and then asked me what a "drop" is!!
A: Haha, I love basic raver chicks!!!
Example 2
Tiesto: I am raking in an insane amount of cash and it is all thanks to basic ravers!
Avicii: Bro, you put in your time being about the music... now it's time to make that $$$$$$$$!! LEVELS BRO!
Example 3
Basic 1: Dude, I am so psyched, my dad just bought me a ticket to Ultra! I can't wait to get wasted and see Avicii!!
Basic 2: Me too! Now let's listen to this sick Deadmow 5 track!
A: Daaaaammmnnnn, did you see that chick with the pasties????
Y: Ya bro, she was smokin' hot! I talked to her earlier and she told me she is a senior in high school and then asked me what a "drop" is!!
A: Haha, I love basic raver chicks!!!
Example 2
Tiesto: I am raking in an insane amount of cash and it is all thanks to basic ravers!
Avicii: Bro, you put in your time being about the music... now it's time to make that $$$$$$$$!! LEVELS BRO!
Example 3
Basic 1: Dude, I am so psyched, my dad just bought me a ticket to Ultra! I can't wait to get wasted and see Avicii!!
Basic 2: Me too! Now let's listen to this sick Deadmow 5 track!
by original basic raver August 21, 2013
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Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
by darth_obama_of _mordor January 25, 2015
Get the drone ranger mug.Rangerette: A women whom participates in sexual acts with the Army Rangers in the 75th Ranger Regiment. They are the groupies of the 75th Ranger Regiment, and are open to anything a Army Ranger request of them. Sua Sponte.
1)Every year at the "Ranger Rendevous" car loads of Rangerettes come, and attend the event for moral support.
2)After dating John, Amber quickly earned the title of a "Rangerette" when she had sex with the rest of his squad.
2)After dating John, Amber quickly earned the title of a "Rangerette" when she had sex with the rest of his squad.
by 275WatchMan7tre March 16, 2009
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me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
by Ranger Will December 18, 2008
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