Ringtard

noun: Ringtard
A person who constantly puts annoying ring tones on their cell phone.

Adj: Ringtarded
Describes annoying cell phone ring tones.

Noun:
Hey Ringtard, change that annoying noise coming out you cell phone. I'm sick of hearing a stupid train horn every 5 minutes!

Adj:
You know the regular sound of a phone ringing is sufficient instead of all that ringtarded crap you have coming out of yours.

by Tesaco November 12, 2009

Ringtard

Retard from Ringtown, PA

Jiffy is really a ringtard.

by Rogav July 13, 2015

ragtard

A term to define a females behaviour while under the influences of PMS. She is on her rag, and retarded.

My girlfriend is being a ragtard lately, so I'm sleeping on the couch.

by britnoglas September 23, 2007

Rantarded

Where having reached full on your rantometer a situation arises to impede you from a full, satisfyingly explosive rant.

I was just about to tell everyone how the company should be run when in walked the boss, I've never felt so rantarded

by Steb1 April 9, 2011

Ragtard

A contraction of the words "RAGhead" and "reTARD". Member of the Gulf states (Arabs), particularly those who wear the dishdasha and headgear, are reknowned for their lack of education, with Degree qualificaions being handed to them without the need to attend or sit exams at the end of their university courses, leading them to poor decision making in jobs they are not qualified to do.

The expat community in the UAE really resent these RAGTARDS earning big bucks while they have to work twice as hard just to stop them looking as stupid as they are!

by Nigel An'srid March 25, 2019

Rantard

Someone who likes to rant about things they clearly know nothing (or very little) about. While sometimes done under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicants, the ranting is done in order to show others how smart & well-informed they are, yet it usually results in demonstrating the opposite. Can also refer to someone who constantly complains about petty things, things that are out of their control, things that don't concern them or things they can change if they choose to but don't so they have something to whine about.

"That guy who's always going on about how to fix the Leafs is such a rantard!" Example of rantard rants: "Those people need to get their head out of their asses...next time they do that I'm gonna tell them off!" "My boss doesn't know what the hell he's doing! If I were running the show I'd know just what to do..." "Fuck these stupid politicians...I know exactly how to fix the economy!"

by dingleningle October 26, 2011

rantard

when you mix up ranch dressing and mustard.

"Mmhmm, that rantard sure goes well with those chicken nuggets."

by Hlayven April 3, 2008