soundcloud rapper

A middle-school kid who thinks he can rap, so he hits the "studio" (the couch) and records with top notch music equipment (his iPhone mic). He usually doesn't have any recording software, so the quality of the sound is worse than the actual lyrics. Hits like five plays then tells everyone at school that his song's about to go platinum.

Kid: "Mom, I wanna drop outta school to be a soundcloud rapper"
Mom: "..........."

by ABC Mouse May 16, 2018

Lotus the Rapper

A dope rapper who is on the come up. He is on Soundcloud and produces sick music. He is best known for his hit single, "Cherry Hill," in which it has over 2,000 plays on soundcloud.

Hey, have you heard of Lotus the Rapper? I heard he makes awesome music!

by CoolGUY7776676 June 8, 2018

The Womb Raider

To fill your significant other's uterus with antique coins, then performing anal to see how many coins you can knock out of them before you climax.

Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.

"Where is your wife?"

"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."

by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

tail-raiser

1. (furry slang) gay bottom furry

Usage notes: May be used to generally mean "gay furry" (as used by Adastra VN), but correctly stands for "the one who raises their tail", as in a bottom. You can...figure out why...

When Amicus was eighteen, he was publicly outed after being covertly recorded kissing another male wolf, and since then, Amicus has been followed by a reputation as a 'tail-raiser.'

by ONG3N March 29, 2022

snake raper

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

raper

if you are a rapper you are R kelly

if you are a raper you are still R kelly

R kelly is an amazing raper and rapper

by thechas3 November 30, 2020

soundcloud rapper

A "rapper" that records shitty songs with an old x-box microphone and uploads his "gangsta shit" to Soundcloud.comfor his family and 12 close friends who listen out of pity.

He isn't in the music industry. He's a soundcloud rapper.

by Meechie Galante May 30, 2016