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Ralph Macchio

The Hottest guy to ever exist. Mostly more attractive in the 80s and 90s.
Wow that guy is almost hotter than Ralph Macchio.
by Evdonfbwunw August 16, 2017
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Raphaella

"Oh my gosh what's this feeling I'm having???"

"You mean pure happiness? That's probably because you just saw a Raphaella."
by Witchgang December 9, 2019
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Raphael

A name; commonly given to those of overwhelming intelligence, indisputable potential, exceedingly high SAT scores.

Silent, skinny, and shy, yet braver, bolder, brasher than any mortal you could hope to meet, Raphaels approach life with a quiet, yet brazenly authoritative audacity, which is unfortunately often misinterpreted as arrogance.

A justified and righteous arrogance, but arrogance nonetheless.

However, Raphaels are still widely and wildly loved, for not only their large, dense, muscles and innate athleticism, but for their ability to influence through the humanities. Painting, piano-playing, essay writing, baking, animating, singing, movie making -- trades of which the talent of a Raphael is unmatched, unrivaled, unlimited.

Despite their artistic prowess, Raphaels are innovators at heart; programming virtuosos, lovers of not only the arts but of technology: painters who program, bakers who build.

To know Raphael is to know life.
"Raphael does everything!"

"I wish I were like Raphael..."

"Raphael can bench 846 pounds."

"Tony wishes he were Raphael."
by sheaimonyou December 30, 2013
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Raphaelle

A stunning , gorgeous girl who is shy but still really funny. She's always there for her friends always there to listen and help you at any cost. She's also very smart and such a kind person. She doesn't speak much but thinks a lot! Raphaelle is very sensitive but she has a golden heart. A little negative sometimes but have one of the most cheerful laughs you would ever hear. She also has long beautiful hair. Sometimes, she has difficulty to express herself but when she does, listen to her because its totally worth it!
I wish I knew Raphaelle, she looks so cute !
by pedritodelpueblo January 12, 2015
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Ralph Macchio

A really hot individual that's actually 58 but looks 30. Attractive Italian man present in the 80s-90s. Most people would've crushed on him at some point.

Ultimately, someone that 'takes your breath away'. Also really sweet in real life.
by jenny macchio September 16, 2020
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Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.
I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!
by Mr Wall January 6, 2006
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Rock & Roll Ralphs

The infamous Ralphs grocery store on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California. Notorious for being packed around 2 to 3 AM after the clubs close, with drunken people trying to buy liquor for after-hours parties.

The scene of many alcohol-induced collapses and vomitings.

So named not only for it's late-night debauchery, but also it's proximity to Guitar Center, and the other music stores nearby on Sunset Blvd.
"Dude, was that What's-Her-Name from that sitcom puking all over the cashier at Rock & Roll Ralphs?"
by Mr. Body June 29, 2008
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